Ellen is EVERYWHERE! and Nice vs Nasty! and Skii-Bo-Ski and bridge jumper aroplane girl

Every website I'm going on, every magazine I'm looking at, every television I'm watching is talk about Ellen DeGeneres debut on hit tv show American Idol who doesn't watch that show??? Last night Ellen made her debut, if you saw it, WASN'T SHE HILARIOUS?????????????? Stand-up comedian, American Idol judge, mix good? I think so. Except the fact, SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MUSIC! She's a comedian, not a musician! Idol's trying some new ingediants to their perfection recipe. Will it be a bad mix? I'll keep ya updated on this. And more Ellen news! Ellen has an enemy! She says "Simon is MEANER than you think he is!" but in the picture above it looks like their PRETTY close! No, just kidding, it's nice vs nasty... but is Ellen really that nice? All the mean comments on her debut last night like "You frighten me. You were like a leopard in a cage... sexy and scary, it's a fine line." but she was VERY funny by messing with a few contestants by telling them to step forward then step back then to step to the left a bit more then she tells them they're all through to the next round! My disapointment was THEY TOOK SKII-BO-SKI OUT OF THE COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WAS MY FAVE (besides General Larry Platt, the singer/songwriter of the smash hit single "Pants on The Ground" but sadly he was too old...) PLEASE BRING SKII-BO-SKI BACK AND THE GIRL WHO JUMPS OFF OF BRIDGES AND SAID THIS "I'm going to HollyWood and I'm going to ride on an aroplane!" Skii Bo Ski (middle) bridge jumper aro plane (top) Ellen and Simon (bottom) Oh yeah the bridge jumper aroplane girl's name is Vanessa Wolfe! She and Ski Bo Skii are the awesomest but they got off :-(

xoxo,

Max

OMG OMG SUPERBOWL POISON THREAT!!!!!!!!

POISON ALERT!!!! Is Lady Gaga's music video for "Paparazzi" in the room??? No, just kidding, that was me telling a joke... OK REAL NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Kim Kardashian vs Kendra Wilkinson POISON BATTLE!!!!!!!!! And it's about the SuperBowl???

"Let's meet up and I poison your coffee and you can give it to Hank!" Kim said to Kendra but Kendra fires back with some football fury "No, they can face off in a kickoff return."

Well it looks like Kim won, NO NO Kim didn't poison Hank, Kim's TEAM the New Orlean Saints won the SuperBowl... Looks like this battle is over -- and so is their friendship.

sorry PLUS katy and russel news

SORRY I haven't posted in sooooo long... been busy with school (YUCK!) but 2day we have...A SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, GOSSIP TIME!!!!

OMG OMG! Ok, you nkow I've been keeping on track with the Russell Brand and Katy Perry (Brand) story... well NEW NEWS!! The newly engaged and POSSIBLY pregnat KATY PERRY (Brand)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The fiances have been spotted shopping for baby clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll keep you updated with this story (but I already was)

I HEAR WEDDING BELLS FOR KATY AND RUSSELL

My sources were right!! Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting married! Before Christmas Brand popped the question and Perry knew Russell was the man for her, so she quickly said "Yes!". This was just last week! Do you think they are moving too fast? They've only been dating for a few months and are already proposed!

*sorry I haven't been posting in so long, I was very busy!!*

Taylor and Taylor ForNever

T. Swift and T. Lautner have been dating for a few months now, but according to Us Magazine, they broke up. They both decided to go their seperate ways, but who broke up with who you ask? Not released yet... My sources say Swift broke up with Lautner because she says that "it wasn't really developing into anything..." They broke up in mid-December but was just released to the public a few days ago.

Who is a better kisser? Lucas dishes OUT!

Well, we all know that Miley had her moment with Lucas Till in Hannah Montana: The Movie and that Taylor was briefly involved in a romantic relationship with him, but with Taylor's battle of top music seller of the year rages with Susan Boyle, Taylor has another contest... Who is a better kisser? According to heartthrob Lucas Till, the winner is... TAYLOR SWIFT. Mostly everyone likes Tay over Mil, but now this one is taken to the next level...

Posting SOO Much

Please view all my other posts... I've been posting so much lately my home page can hold them all so please, please, PLEASE view all of them!! :) thanks!!